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* Zindagi... Cigarette ki tarah hoti hai, Enjoy karo... Warna... Sulag to rahi hi hai, khatam to waise bhi ho hi jayegi. Gud Day!

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*Wo yaron ki mehfil wo muskrate pal,Dilse juda hai apna bita hua kalKabhi guzarti thi zindgi waqt bitane me,Ab waqt guzar jata hai chand kagaz k note kamane me.

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*True bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully drunk......a late night out.....& wife waiting with a jhadu and u ask: Hey abhi tak safai kar rahi ho?

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Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
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*Dog is truly a man's best friend.If you don't believe it, just try this experiment: Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour.When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?

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*Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.Aunty: Aacha aur kia kaha mummy nay?Kid: Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana.

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*How do u identify a true music lover?A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!

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*Ek Church k gate pe likha tha: Jo paap kar k thak gaye wo meri sharan me aaye.Ek callgirl ne niche apna mob no likh diya: Jo nahi thake wo meri sharan me aaye

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*Ma: Beta ladoo Khayega?Beta: NahinMama: Chocolate?Beta: NahinMama: Khana?Beta: NahinMama: Marjana apne peo te gaya hai, sirf jutiyan hi khayega.

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*When somebody who's deeply in love with you tells you that you're cute, beautiful, and angelic, I agree. That's true, believe me, I swear because love is BLIND!

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Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi, jab Dulhn nikkah ke waqt uske pas akar baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai.
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True bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully drunk......a late night out.....& wife waiting with a jhadu and u ask: Hey abhi tak safai kar rahi ho?

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