My students

Do sharaabi ek qalaiy kay samnay baithay aour sharab peeni shooru kar di jab woh nashay main poori tarah aa gay to ek nain doosray say kaha kay yaar yai qallah kab say yahaan kharra hai chalo issay dhaka laga kar ghar lay chaltay hain.. donoon utthay aour ussay dhaka lagana start kar dia.
udhar say unn donoon ki biwian nikal aain. jab unhoon nain daikha to kaha ko yai pagal ho gay hain..unhoon nain apni jootian uttari aour unn donoon kay saroon main marna shoorooh kar dee. tou ek nain doosray say kaha kay yaar aahista dhaka lagao ooper say eentain gir rahee hain....

Muhammad Atif
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ek ahmak: yaar main chaand par jaana chahta hoon, par kaisay jaoon?
doosra ahmak: main torch jalata hoon tum light par baith kay chalay jaana.
pehla: acha! barray chalak ho. jab main adhay rastay main pohnchoon to tum torch hee band kar do..

Waqar Ahmad
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Class main teacher sahib urdu parrah rahay thay sabaq main jannat ka zikar aa gia. Ustad sahib nain poocha jannat main kon jana chahta hai... sab nain ungli khari ki siwaiay ek bachay kay. Ustad sahib nain poocha aap janat main nahin jana chahtay to bachay nain jawab dia meray abu nain kaha tha kay school say seedhay ghar wapis aana.

Abid Hussain,
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ek sardar kay ghar mehman aaiay to sardar ji nain poocha: Thanda peeo gay ya garm?

Mehmaan: Donoon lay aaiay paa ji.

Sardar: Begum! ek glass freezer wichoon...... tay ek glass geezer wichoon........

Muhamad Noman Rafique

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ek bacha road kay kinaaray ro raha tha paas say ustaad guzra. uss nain bachay say poocha kyoon ro rahay ho?

bacha: Meri murghi mar gai hai.

ustad: mera baap mar gia tha, main to nahin roya tha.

bacha rotay huway: Meri murghi anday deti thee aap ka baap anday to nahin deta tha.

Muhammad Aftab

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ek Doctor mareez kay peechay bhaag raha tha. Logoon nain poocha kia huwa kyoon bhaag rahay ho? Doctor: yai kameena chaar baar damagh ka operation karwanay aaya aour tind karwa kar bhag gia...

Syed Waheed-ul-Hussain noshahi

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ek pakistani, indian aour japani gupain laga rahaiy thay....

Indian: hum nain itni taraki ki hai kay humari building asmaan tak pohanch gai hain...

japani khairat say: asman tak?

indian: thora say neechay...

Japani: Hum nain itni taraki ki hai kay hum chaand pay pohanch gay hain..

indian: chaand pay?

japani: thora sa neechay...

japani pakistani say: Tum nain kia taraki ki hai?

pakistani: Hum naak kay zariay khana khatay hain......

donoon khairat kay saath: Naak kay saath?

pakistani: thora sa neechay...

umar khatab, Sehnsa A.K

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puranay waqtoon ki baat hai jab naya naya sheesha ejaad huwa tha to kisi aadmi ko sheeshay ka tukra mila. jab uss nain sheeshay main apni tasweer daikhi to uss ki shakal apnay baap say milti thee. uss nain sheeshay ko bohat sanbhaal kar rakha ko iss main mujhay apnay baap ki ziarat hoti hai. jab bi kaam say wapis aata to sheeshay ki ziarat karta aour khush hota. ek din uss ki biwi nain socha kay na yai mujhay poochta hain na bachoon, na apni maa ko ahir mamla kia hai? uss nain sandooq main jab sheesha daikha to apni tasweer daikh kar socha kay parai aourat ki tasweer rakhi huwi hai iss liay mujhay naheen poochta. uss kay baad uss ki biwi nain apni saas ko rotay huway bulaya aour sheesha daitay huway boli yai daikho kisi aour ki photo. jab uss ki maa nain sheeshay mian apni shakal daikhi to donoon haath sir pay rakh kar duhai detay huwi boli kambakht agar laani hee thi to jawan latay apni maa ki hum umar laanay ki kia zaroorat thi..

Iftikhar Ahmad.

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Khamosh Muhabbat
Meri Khamosh Muhabbat ka kabi to sila dia hota
kabi ek nazar chahat say daikh lia hota
hum bhi tujhay ishq-o-muhabbat say aashna kartay
bas ek bar apnay dil main to anay dia hota
kia jata tumhara bas humain hee dil say khushi milti
apni zindagi ki kitab main humara naam bi likha hota
daikh laitay zara ghor say apnay haathoon ki lakeeroon main naz
shaid KHUDA nain humari qismat ka haal bi likh dia hota
Imtiaz Naz Kashmiri
village Jhandha
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Jo neechay say ooper daikhtay hain
apnay hee sar ko qalam daikhtay hain
na chahat teri dunia ki na teray sanam ki
hum to bas khuda ka karam daikhtay hain
Imtiaz Naz Kashmiri
village Jhandha
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Ek langra,andha aour ganja ek road kay kinaray baithay thay. ek gaarri tezi say guzri.
ganjay nain kaha kameenay nain mera hair style haraab kar dia hai.
Langra: chalo bhaag kar iss ka peecha kartay hain.
Andha: peecha karnay ki zaroorat nahin main nain number note kar lia hai

Muhammad Asif

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