My heart

Heart

Heart, I know I've been hard on you

I'm sorry for the things I've put you through

Before you start to break on me or ask for sympathy

I need to make you see

O, heart, I'm not sure it's been long enough

To say that what I feel is really love

There's just one way to learn, sometimes we'll get hurt

And right now it's our turn

Give it time, help me through

Heart, we can do this together

You're my strength, you're my soul

I need you now more than ever

Heart, all the hurt will soon be gone

If you'll, if you'll just keep on being strong

You will always be my friend, so keep on hangin' in

And we'll find love again

Give it time (Give it time), help me through (Help me)

Heart, we can do this together

You're my strength (You're my strength), you're my soul

I need you now more than ever

Heart, I know I've been hard on you

I'm sorry for the things I've put you through

Please don't you break on me, I need to make you see

It wasn't meant to be

Cause you will always be my friend, so keep on

hangin' in And we'll find love again

Poetry

baad muddat unhe.n dekh kar yuu.N lagaa

baad muddat unhe.n dekh kar yuu.N lagaa
jaise betaab dil ko qaraar aa gaya
aarazuuo.n ke gul muskuraane lage
jaise gul_shan me.n jaan-e-bahaar aa gayaa

tashnaa nazare.n milii.n shoKh nazaro.n se jab
mai barasane lagii jaam bharane lagaa
saaqiiyaa aaj terii zaruurat nahii.n
bin piye bin pilaaye Khumaar aa gayaa

raat sone lagii subah hone lagii
shammaa bujhane lagii dil machalane lage
vaqt kii raushanii me.n nahaa_ii hu_ii
zindagii pe ajab saa nikhaar aa gayaa
har taraf mastiyaa.N har taraf dil_kashii
muskuraate dilo.n me.n Khushii hii Khushii
kitanaa chaahaa magar phir bhii uTh na sakaa
terii mahafil me.n jo ek baar aa gayaa

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baat nikalegii to phir duur talak jaayegii

baat nikalegii to phir duur talak jaayegii
log bevajah udaasii kaa sabab puuchhe.nge
ye bhii puuchhe.ge ki tum itanii pareshaa.N kyuu.N ho
u.ngaliyaa.N uThe.ngii sukhe huye baalo.n kii taraf
ik nazar dekhe.nge guzare huye saalo.n kii taraf
chu.Diyo.n par bhii ka_ii tanz kiye jaaye.nge
kaa.Npate haatho.n pe bhii fikre kase jaaye.nge
log zaalim hai.n har ik baat kaa taanaa de.nge
baato.n baato.n me.n meraa zikr bhii le aaye.nge
unakii baato.n kaa zaraa saa bhii asar mat lenaa
varnaa chehare ke taasur se samajh jaaye.nge
chaahe kuchh bhii ho savaalaat na karanaa unase
mere baare me.n ko_ii baat na karanaa unase
baat nikalegii to phir duur talak jaayegii

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badalate vaqt kaa ik sil_silaa saa lagataa hai

badalate vaqt kaa ik sil_silaa saa lagataa hai
ke jab bhii dekho use duusaraa-saa lagataa hai
tumhaaraa husn kisii aadamii kaa husn nahii.n
kisii buzurg kii sachchii duaa saa lagataa hai
terii nigaah ko tamiiz rang-o-nuur kahaa.N
mujhe to Khuun bhii rang-e-hinaa saa lagataa hai
damaaG-o-dil ho.n agar mutma_ii.n to chhaao.n hai dhuup
thape.Daa luu kaa bhii ThanDii havaa saa lagataa hai
[mutma_ii.n = content/satisfied; luu = hot summer breeze]
vo chhat pe aa gayaa betaab ho ke aaKhir
Khudaa bhii aaj shariik-e-duaa saa lagataa hai
tumhaaraa haath jo aayaa hai haath me.n mere
ab aitabaar kaa mausam haraa-saa lagataa hai
nikal ke dekho kabhii nafarato.n ke pinjare se
tamaam shahar kaa "Manzar" khulaa saa lagataa hai

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my pics

My friends

mujhay yaqeen to hai kay main ussay bhool chuka hoon
par yai aankhoon ka nam rehna mujhay barbaad kar dega
Prof.Qadeer Chakswari
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A simple way for "Happy Living"....
Forget two things in life....
1) The good u did for others....
2) Thy bad done by others to you....
Prof.Rizwan Kotli
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Apnay mizaaj say main khoob waqif hoon Mohsin
thoray logoon say milta hoon magar mukhlis ho kar
Prof.Qadeer Chakswari
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My students

Do sharaabi ek qalaiy kay samnay baithay aour sharab peeni shooru kar di jab woh nashay main poori tarah aa gay to ek nain doosray say kaha kay yaar yai qallah kab say yahaan kharra hai chalo issay dhaka laga kar ghar lay chaltay hain.. donoon utthay aour ussay dhaka lagana start kar dia.
udhar say unn donoon ki biwian nikal aain. jab unhoon nain daikha to kaha ko yai pagal ho gay hain..unhoon nain apni jootian uttari aour unn donoon kay saroon main marna shoorooh kar dee. tou ek nain doosray say kaha kay yaar aahista dhaka lagao ooper say eentain gir rahee hain....

Muhammad Atif
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ek ahmak: yaar main chaand par jaana chahta hoon, par kaisay jaoon?
doosra ahmak: main torch jalata hoon tum light par baith kay chalay jaana.
pehla: acha! barray chalak ho. jab main adhay rastay main pohnchoon to tum torch hee band kar do..

Waqar Ahmad
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Class main teacher sahib urdu parrah rahay thay sabaq main jannat ka zikar aa gia. Ustad sahib nain poocha jannat main kon jana chahta hai... sab nain ungli khari ki siwaiay ek bachay kay. Ustad sahib nain poocha aap janat main nahin jana chahtay to bachay nain jawab dia meray abu nain kaha tha kay school say seedhay ghar wapis aana.

Abid Hussain,
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ek sardar kay ghar mehman aaiay to sardar ji nain poocha: Thanda peeo gay ya garm?

Mehmaan: Donoon lay aaiay paa ji.

Sardar: Begum! ek glass freezer wichoon...... tay ek glass geezer wichoon........

Muhamad Noman Rafique

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ek bacha road kay kinaaray ro raha tha paas say ustaad guzra. uss nain bachay say poocha kyoon ro rahay ho?

bacha: Meri murghi mar gai hai.

ustad: mera baap mar gia tha, main to nahin roya tha.

bacha rotay huway: Meri murghi anday deti thee aap ka baap anday to nahin deta tha.

Muhammad Aftab

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ek Doctor mareez kay peechay bhaag raha tha. Logoon nain poocha kia huwa kyoon bhaag rahay ho? Doctor: yai kameena chaar baar damagh ka operation karwanay aaya aour tind karwa kar bhag gia...

Syed Waheed-ul-Hussain noshahi

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ek pakistani, indian aour japani gupain laga rahaiy thay....

Indian: hum nain itni taraki ki hai kay humari building asmaan tak pohanch gai hain...

japani khairat say: asman tak?

indian: thora say neechay...

Japani: Hum nain itni taraki ki hai kay hum chaand pay pohanch gay hain..

indian: chaand pay?

japani: thora sa neechay...

japani pakistani say: Tum nain kia taraki ki hai?

pakistani: Hum naak kay zariay khana khatay hain......

donoon khairat kay saath: Naak kay saath?

pakistani: thora sa neechay...

umar khatab, Sehnsa A.K

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puranay waqtoon ki baat hai jab naya naya sheesha ejaad huwa tha to kisi aadmi ko sheeshay ka tukra mila. jab uss nain sheeshay main apni tasweer daikhi to uss ki shakal apnay baap say milti thee. uss nain sheeshay ko bohat sanbhaal kar rakha ko iss main mujhay apnay baap ki ziarat hoti hai. jab bi kaam say wapis aata to sheeshay ki ziarat karta aour khush hota. ek din uss ki biwi nain socha kay na yai mujhay poochta hain na bachoon, na apni maa ko ahir mamla kia hai? uss nain sandooq main jab sheesha daikha to apni tasweer daikh kar socha kay parai aourat ki tasweer rakhi huwi hai iss liay mujhay naheen poochta. uss kay baad uss ki biwi nain apni saas ko rotay huway bulaya aour sheesha daitay huway boli yai daikho kisi aour ki photo. jab uss ki maa nain sheeshay mian apni shakal daikhi to donoon haath sir pay rakh kar duhai detay huwi boli kambakht agar laani hee thi to jawan latay apni maa ki hum umar laanay ki kia zaroorat thi..

Iftikhar Ahmad.

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Khamosh Muhabbat
Meri Khamosh Muhabbat ka kabi to sila dia hota
kabi ek nazar chahat say daikh lia hota
hum bhi tujhay ishq-o-muhabbat say aashna kartay
bas ek bar apnay dil main to anay dia hota
kia jata tumhara bas humain hee dil say khushi milti
apni zindagi ki kitab main humara naam bi likha hota
daikh laitay zara ghor say apnay haathoon ki lakeeroon main naz
shaid KHUDA nain humari qismat ka haal bi likh dia hota
Imtiaz Naz Kashmiri
village Jhandha
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Jo neechay say ooper daikhtay hain
apnay hee sar ko qalam daikhtay hain
na chahat teri dunia ki na teray sanam ki
hum to bas khuda ka karam daikhtay hain
Imtiaz Naz Kashmiri
village Jhandha
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Ek langra,andha aour ganja ek road kay kinaray baithay thay. ek gaarri tezi say guzri.
ganjay nain kaha kameenay nain mera hair style haraab kar dia hai.
Langra: chalo bhaag kar iss ka peecha kartay hain.
Andha: peecha karnay ki zaroorat nahin main nain number note kar lia hai

Muhammad Asif

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Top story

The Schoolmaster

In the days when you couldn't count on a public toilet facility, an English woman was planning a trip to Pakistan. She was registered to stay in a small guest house owned by the local schoolmaster. She was concerned as to whether the guest house contained a WC. In England , a bathroom is commonly called a WC which stands for "Water Closet". She wrote to the schoolmaster inquiring of the facilities about the WC.

The school master, not fluent in English, asked the local priest if he knew the meaning of WC. Together they pondered possible meanings of theletters and concluded that the lady wanted to know if there was a "Wayside Chapel" near the house...a bathroom never entered their minds.

So the schoolmaster wrote the following reply:

Dear Madam,

I take great pleasure in informing you that the WC is located 9 miles from the house. It is located in the middle of a grove of pine trees, surrounded by lovely grounds. It is capable of holding 229 people and is open on Sundays and Thursdays. As there are many people expected in the summer months, I suggest you arrive early. There is, however, plenty of standing room. This is an unfortunate situation especially if you are in the habit of going regularly.It may be of some interest to you that my daughter was married in the WC as it was there that she met her husband. It was a wonderful event. There were 10 people in every seat. It was wonderful to see the ex-pressions on their faces. We can take photos in different angle. My wife, sadly, has been ill and unable to go recently.It has been almost a year since she went last, which pains her greatly. You will be pleased to know that many people bring their lunch and make a day of it. Others prefer to wait till the last minute and arrive just in time. I would recommend your ladyship plan to go on a Thursday as there is an organ accompaniment. The acoustics are excellent and even the most delicate sounds can be heard everywhere. The newest addition is a bell which rings every time a person enters. We are holding a bazaar to provide plush seats for all since many feel it is long needed.

I look forward to escorting you there myself and seating you in a place where you can be seen by all.

With deepest regards,
The Schoolmaster

The Woman fainted reading the reply...and she never visited Pakistan...

SMS

* Zindagi... Cigarette ki tarah hoti hai, Enjoy karo... Warna... Sulag to rahi hi hai, khatam to waise bhi ho hi jayegi. Gud Day!

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*Wo yaron ki mehfil wo muskrate pal,Dilse juda hai apna bita hua kalKabhi guzarti thi zindgi waqt bitane me,Ab waqt guzar jata hai chand kagaz k note kamane me.

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*True bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully drunk......a late night out.....& wife waiting with a jhadu and u ask: Hey abhi tak safai kar rahi ho?

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Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
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*Dog is truly a man's best friend.If you don't believe it, just try this experiment: Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour.When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?

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*Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.Aunty: Aacha aur kia kaha mummy nay?Kid: Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana.

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*How do u identify a true music lover?A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!

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*Ek Church k gate pe likha tha: Jo paap kar k thak gaye wo meri sharan me aaye.Ek callgirl ne niche apna mob no likh diya: Jo nahi thake wo meri sharan me aaye

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*Ma: Beta ladoo Khayega?Beta: NahinMama: Chocolate?Beta: NahinMama: Khana?Beta: NahinMama: Marjana apne peo te gaya hai, sirf jutiyan hi khayega.

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*When somebody who's deeply in love with you tells you that you're cute, beautiful, and angelic, I agree. That's true, believe me, I swear because love is BLIND!

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Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi, jab Dulhn nikkah ke waqt uske pas akar baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai.
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True bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully drunk......a late night out.....& wife waiting with a jhadu and u ask: Hey abhi tak safai kar rahi ho?

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